How many of you clocked my Week 3 at 4-2? Well done, but we went 5-1, actually.
Wait, you say? Weren’t you going into MNF at 2-1, and then the Golden Rule of the Domino Effect cost you a perfect night due to the SNF over hitting? Well, no. The only thing that can top The Golden Rule is The House Cross Over.
Keep reading for more on SBJ’s big week.
If you have been paying attention, the Sportsbook Jesus has been building you a nice little vacation wad of cash the past few weeks. Last week, he nailed it, going 6-1 (in case you missed it, take a look at his new weekly recap feature right here). Who does he have in this week’s prime time matchups for you? Take a look in your weekly NFL Sundays with SBJ.
Giants or 49ers? Steelers or Chargers? SBJ has you covered.
Wow. That’s all I can say is wow. If you rolled with my NFL guru’s picks last week, you may actually be on vacation right now. The Sportsbook Jesus absolutely crushed it and hopefully built you a nice little bank moving forward.
This week, we started a new installment. Instead of… well, I will just let him explain it to you. Without further ado, I give you the SBJ NFL Rundown.
THE NFL RUNDOWN WITH THE SPORTSBOOK JESUS
Keep reading to see just how well SBJ did last week!
As I have said, I have known the Sportsbook Jesus since 1994. He is one of the most creative minds I know, which means over the years, we have butted heads on a few things. Take yesterday for example.
The Wayniac: Dude, why does it take you 3,000 words to tell people who to pick?
Sportsbook Jesus: I’m the Sportsbook Jesus.
TW: You’re a pain in my ass is what you are.
SBJ: Look, you can go to any site and read about three free picks. What I’m doing here is teaching a philosophy. What happens on Saturday when they want to bet on college football? What happens when they want action on the other 10 or 12 games I don’t tell them about? Now, they know how to pick on their own.
TW: Dude, we went to college together. We sucked at philosophy.
SBJ: This is different.
SBJ: Because… well… so, you’re saying be less wordy?
TW: Welcome to The Nation.
Keep reading for this week’s free winners
Be ready this week. The Sportsbook Jesus (pronounced Hey Zeus because it’s funnier that way) has taken all the lessons from week one and two and has shown you what he has been trying to prove the whole time: you listen to him, you will win! Isn’t that what you want? So sit back and listen to his picks of the week! I give you:
The Sportbook Jesus Week 3 Picks
Who does the Sportsbook Jesus think will make your wallet fatter this week? Find out!