It was a beautiful day in Louisiana on the last day of that rocky 4th grade year. I had found a home. School was fun again. I had great friends, with construction site battle scars we’d be laughing about, in countless reunions we’d share over a lifetime of memories. Redi-med was announcing a grand opening of a new location, and calling it the Jared & Ryan Law Emergency Center. Not really. But they probably could of with the bills we paid.
See all that? That’s just a few of the wide receivers that I should be starting over my first round fantasy draft pick. Just a sampling of the other thirty two more productive options out there. Five are actually on the waver wire right now. I’m 2-2, and my fantasy “stud” can’t even hack a double digit point a week average? Do I honestly have to have a sit down with Eli, before tonight’s crucial matchup?
Oooooh, baby. Brady is back, and if you think I’m taking a single spread against this man for the rest of the year, then go right ahead in believing such nonsense. So, there’s your heads up people. ERF ALERT LEVEL 10 for all future Patriots lines. You’ve been warned for the Week 10 Sunday Nighter.
How many of you clocked my Week 3 at 4-2? Well done, but we went 5-1, actually.
Wait, you say? Weren’t you going into MNF at 2-1, and then the Golden Rule of the Domino Effect cost you a perfect night due to the SNF over hitting? Well, no. The only thing that can top The Golden Rule is The House Cross Over.
BEARS +6.5(-115) @ DALLAS -6.5(-105)
DEZ BRYANT VS CHI
EMOTIONAL RED FLAG ALERT: 9
PICK: COWBOYS -6.5(-105) & UNDER 44.5[over(-115)]
OPEN CLASSIFICATION: PEOPLES FAVORITE CROSS(PFC)
FANTASY FACTOR: NONE
JUMP SHIP AUDIBLE:
Audible accordingly to The House Over if the public jumps on the UNDER 44.5 right before kickoff.
FALCONS +3(-125) @ SAINTS -3(+105)
MARK INGRAM VS.ATL
JULIO JONES @ NO
EMOTIONAL RED FLAG ALERT: 0
PICK: SAINTS -3(+105) & OVER 53.5(-115)
OPEN CLASSIFICATION: HOUSE FAVORITE PEOPLES CROSS(HFPC)
FANTASY FACTOR: 0
JUMP SHIP AUDIBLE: If the public hits the SNF Side action then we audible accordingly to The House Side bet. If we take The House Side bet, then I want us to ride with the people on our first MNF Over. If The House wins their side bet on SNF then we can stick with a public side on MNF.
Goodnight, and good luck.