How many of you clocked my Week 3 at 4-2?  Well done, but we went 5-1, actually.

Wait, you say? Weren’t you going into MNF at 2-1, and then the Golden Rule of the Domino Effect cost you a perfect night due to the SNF over hitting? Well, no. The only thing that can top The Golden Rule is The House Cross Over.

See, I’m teaching you a sports betting philosophy, which I’m trying to introduce to you all in small increments. I know I said in this year’s Week 2 picks post that, “The Golden Rule is The Golden Rule“. I get it, but I specifically stated in the audible that if the public hit the SNF Side action, then we were taking the MNF Side with The House, along with our first MNF Over, even if it was with the people. There are amendments to every rule, and that even includes our Golden Rule of the Domino Effect.

For my UNDERgraduates(see what I did there?) planning on majoring in sports betting at this degenerate school, you’ll eventually be introduced to various amendments to our general introductory 100 level gambling guidelines should you choose to enroll in SPORTSBOOK 220, and beyond. Things like Value Double Negatives and Teaser Traps are just two examples of the advanced analysis you’ll be calculating into picks by the time that semester rolls around.

I won’t elaborate on either of those terms now, but just know, as with our eventual addition of the Primetime Combo Theories in SPORTSBOOK 101, there are situations that hold true until your gambling minds can handle more analytical techniques.

This amendment to The Golden Rule was a House Cross with the over. That’s what I call The House Cross Over, and it was the result of the first 2 team parlay I ever made in Vegas. My first sports betting action ever, and it was a 2 Team Parlay that hit by the skin of it’s teeth.

I hadn’t even made a first straight bet in my gambling career yet, and I start off with a winning parlay? Classic. I was never the same. Iverson with the over, baby. It was cake.

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON OVERALL

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON SIDE

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON MONEYLINE

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON TOTAL POINTS

PEOPLE

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SNF 5-4

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MNF 6-5-1

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OVERALL

11-9-1

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SIDE

3-4

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MONEYLINE

4-3

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TOTAL POINTS

4-2-1

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HOUSE

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SNF 4-5

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MNF 5-6-1

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OVERALL

9-11-1

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SIDE

4-3

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MONEYLINE

3-4

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TOTAL POINTS

2-4-1

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SPORTSBOOK JESUS

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SNF 6-3

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MNF 5-6-1

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OVERALL

11-9-1

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SIDE

4-3

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MONEYLINE

3-4

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TOTAL POINTS

4-2-1

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BEARS +6 @ COWBOYS -6

OVER/UNDER: 45

OPEN CLASSIFICATION: PEOPLE’S FAVORITE CROSS(PFC)

PICK: COWBOYS -6 & UNDER 45

CLASSIFICATION: PEOPLE’S FAVORITE CROSS(PFC)

JUMP SHIP AUDIBLE: NONE

FALCONS +3(-120) @ SAINTS -3(EVEN)

OVER/UNDER: 54[over(-115)]

OPEN CLASSIFICATION: HOUSE FAVORITE PEOPLE’S CROSS(HFPC)

PICK: SAINTS -3(EVEN) & OVER 54(-115)

CLASSIFICATION: PEOPLE’S FAVORITE PICK

JUMP SHIP AUDIBLE: FALCONS +135 & OVER 54(-115)

CLASSIFICATION: HOUSE DOG CROSS OVER

Leading in side and total points after three weeks, huh? Hmm, interesting.

See ya, Sunday.