As I have said, I have known the Sportsbook Jesus since 1994. He is one of the most creative minds I know, which means over the years, we have butted heads on a few things. Take yesterday for example.

The Wayniac: Dude, why does it take you 3,000 words to tell people who to pick? 

Sportsbook Jesus: I’m the Sportsbook Jesus.

TW: You’re a pain in my ass is what you are.

SBJ: Look, you can go to any site and read about three free picks. What I’m doing here is teaching a philosophy. What happens on Saturday when they want to bet on college football? What happens when they want action on the other 10 or 12 games I don’t tell them about? Now, they know how to pick on their own.

TW: Dude, we went to college together. We sucked at philosophy.

SBJ: This is different.

TW: How?

SBJ: Because… well… so, you’re saying be less wordy?

TW: Welcome to The Nation.

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