[“The Way I Are”(feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E) begins to crowd hysteria]

FIRST! DEMANDING TO BE INTRODUCED AS A TEAM! THE STARTING DEFENSE FOR THE 2016 6 SEED WILDCARD SWAMI SQUAAAAAAD!!!!!!

THE NEEEEEEW ENGLAAAAAAD PA-TRIOTS!!!!!!

……WITH THEIR KICKEEEEEER……DEMANDING TO RUN OUT OF THE TUNNEL ALONG SIDE THEM!

……STEPHEN……CARROLL……GOSTKOOOOOOWSKI!!!!!!

NOW!

(Crowd knowing the lineups next position, and responding accordingly)

PLAYING OUT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!

FUTURE UNCONTESTED SWAMI SQUAD HALL OF FAMEEEEEER!!!!!!

JIMMY!……MOOOOOONLIGHT!……GRAAAAAAHAM!!!!!!

NEXT! IN THE NUMBER TWO RECEIVER SLOT!

MAKING HIS SWAMI ROOKIE DEBUT THANKS TO FORMER SWAMI SQUAD GREAT PHILIP RIVERS!

TYRELLLLLL……WIIIIIILLIAMS!!!!!!

J.R.: Wow. No T.Y. for their playoff start.

KING: I think that’s because of Luck’s shoulder. No disrespect to T.Y. by any stretch.

J.R.: Absolutely not. Hilton has earned a Swami Squad starting spot for life after this season.

(Crowd at peak volume)

THE NUMBER ONE PICK!!!!!!

IN HIS SECOND SEASON AS A SWAMI SQUAD STARTING WIDE RECEIVER!

PLAYING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY UNDER THE PRIMETIME SPOTLIGHT OF SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!!!!

THE BEST DANCER ON THE ROSTER BY A LANDSLIDE!

ODELL!……BECKHAM!……JUUUUUUNIOOOOOOR!!!!!!

IN THE STABLE!!!!!!

(Crowd starting to chant “SWAMI SQUAD”! due to OBJ now waving a Swami Wildcard T-Shirt)

THE MOST DISTINGUISHED POSITION IN THE FRANCHISE’ S NINETEEN YEAR STORIED HISTORY!

A POSITION HELD BY SWAMI LEGENDS LIKE, EDGERRIN JAMES(1999 & 2000)!……RICKY WILLIAMS(2002)!……JAMAL LEWIS(2003)!……ARIAN FOSTER(2010)!……ADRIAN PETERSON(2012)!……DEMARCO MURRAY(2014)!……& OF COURSE “THE FRANCHISE” HIMSELF…….EDDIE GEORGE!

STARTING IN THE NUMBER TWO SLOT!

PLAYING OUT OF OUR NATION’S CAPITAL & WEARING SBJ’s FAVORITE HELMET LOGO IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE!

A MID SEASON FREE AGENCY PICK UP, WHO NOW CAN CALL HIMSELF A SWAMI SQUAD PLAYOFF STARTER!

ROB!……KEEEEEELLEY!!!!!!

AAAAAAND IN THE MOST IMPORTANT POSITION ON THE SWAMI SQUAD ROSTER!

(The entire arena rises to it’s collective feet)

WEARING SBJ’s SECOND FAVORITE HELMET LOGO IN THE NFL, BUT STILL HAS ALL THE POTENTIAL TO TAKE OVER THE ONE SPOT FROM WASHINGTON, IF THEY GO BACK TO THE LEVY RED BACKGROUND!

FORMER SWAMI SQUAD GREAT ACQUIRED THE WEEK OF HIS BYE, AND NOW LEADING THE SQUAD RUNNING ATTACK!!!!!!

LESEAN!!!!!!……MAC LIFE!!!!!!……COOOOOOY!!!!!!

FINALLY!

(The crowd still standing at applause after McCoy’s entrance)

THE QUARTERBACK!

MAKING HIS SWAMI SQUAD PLAYOFF DEBUT! JOINING HIS NEW YORK TEAMMATE, IN THE SUNDAY NIGHT ACTION!

THE MAN WITH THE WEIGH OF A FRANCHISE’S WEEK 15 HOPES RIDING ON HIS SHOULDERS!

EEEEELI!!!!!!……MAAAAAANNINGGGGGG!!!!!!” – THE FINK

“LET’S GO!!!!!!” – SBJ

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON OVERALL

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON SIDE

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON MONEYLINE

2016 NFL REGULAR SEASON TOTAL POINTS

PEOPLE

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SNF 20-14-2

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MNF 20-17-2

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OVERALL

40-31-4

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SIDE

14-9-2

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MONEYLINE

14-10-1

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TOTAL POINTS

12-12-1

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HOUSE

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SNF 14-20-2

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MNF 17-20-2

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OVERALL

31-40-4

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SIDE

9-14-2

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MONEYLINE

10-14-1

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TOTAL POINTS

12-12-1

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SPORTSBOOK JESUS

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SNF 23-11-2

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MNF 19-18-2

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OVERALL

42-29-4

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SIDE

14-9-2

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MONEYLINE

15-9-1

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TOTAL POINTS

13-11-1

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PANTHERS +9(-115) @ SEAHAWKS -9(-105)

OVER/UNDER: 44[over(-120)]

OPEN CLASSIFICATION:

PEOPLES FAVORITE CROSS(PFC)

PICK:

SEAHAWKS -9(-105) & OVER 44(-120)

CLASSIFICATION:

PEOPLES FAVORITE HOUSE PICK(PFHP)

PICK AUDIBLE: 

UNDER 44(EVEN) – (PFHC)

COLTS +1.5 @ JETS -1.5

OVER/UNDER: 48.5

OPEN CLASSIFICATION:

HOUSE DOG PEOPLES SPECIAL(HDPS)

PICK:

JETS -1.5 & OVER 48.5

CLASSIFICATION:

HOUSE FAVORITE SPECIAL(HFS)

PICK AUDIBLE:

JETS -1.5(HFS). It’s tricky when you have a dog you take switch to the favorite, as New York did in this one. 9 out of 10 times when I see a dog become the favorite I will jump ship on that pick(atleast with concern to side action), but I’m giving myself a double loss with the New York side and New York Moneyline, because I know(as you should by now) I would not have left the Jets in The House after this ridiculous Side and Total Points run by the people as of late. I see what you’re up to, Vegas. Don’t think I don’t.

See ya, Sunday.